UnicornTears

Jamie. Sixteen. Loving. Unique. Slight case of misanthropy.

teal-deer:

I’m glad that Bilbo Baggins exists

Because in the book, the dude was pretty firmly middle aged when his crazy-ass adventure started

He was settled down in the house that belonged to his parents and had done precisely jack shit with his life

It gives me hope that maybe some nutcase wizard will eventually show up and be like yo

you’re a burglar now

don’t even care that you didn’t roll rogue homie we got dragons to slay and kingdoms to save 

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Bruh, I hate periods. I wish we could get an e-mail saying ‘hey you’re not pregnant. Congrats.’

vistosolouise (via variantbeing)

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thecreativeconsciousness:

pallet-town-julie-brown:

kudos to mtv for spreading this message tho

How it feels to say “fuck your opinion” is the other way around

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Bruh, I hate periods. I wish we could get an e-mail saying ‘hey you’re not pregnant. Congrats.’

vistosolouise

pyratdame:

sixpenceee:

Like I always say, the real horror in life isn’t monsters, demons or ghosts but us, humans and what we are capable of

Here’s the original video

This is legit terrifying.

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realsmurk:

Wake UP!!

realsmurk:

Wake UP!!

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kingpushatits:

whitegirlsaintshit:

cutiefifty6:

hoodbypussy:

:)))

I just made the weirdest sound did that just come out of my mouth

idk but the sound i made came out of my pussy

Ayeee my boy Alex is on this set

y0itskameron:

I’m the type that loves clingy. You can’t sleep at 3 am, maybe 4? That’s okay, call me. I don’t mind if you wake me up. You’re never annoying to me, no matter how many times you call or text me. I love it. I love that you care so much.

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500daysofbased:

bootyhoekage:

bruh

Yall fuckin wild fam

500daysofbased:

bootyhoekage:

bruh

Yall fuckin wild fam

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planetfuckingjupiter:

new olympic sport: the contestants must sit on their legs until they fall asleep and then run down a flight of stairs

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worldofkeana:

falsi:

this is my favorite gif and i did not expect this

Omfg I love this

worldofkeana:

falsi:

this is my favorite gif and i did not expect this

Omfg I love this

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